No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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