Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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