Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm really into asian looking animals
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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