Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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