He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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