i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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