It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I love you. Go after that dick
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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