I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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