It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
