he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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