i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Randomize
