we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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