I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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