Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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