i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
The power of my boobs compel you
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