Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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