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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting

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(310): View more from California

Where are you???

(210): View more from Texas

With some dude on the way to his house to blaze

(310): View more from California

You went back to a stranger's house????

(210): View more from Texas

He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.

(310): View more from California

I love LA.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!

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(407): View more from Florida

There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.

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