did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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