Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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