I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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