I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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