bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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