Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
where does the pee come out of this thing
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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