absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Everything about him screamed your future.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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