so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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