Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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