You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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