Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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