You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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