I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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