don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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