are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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