I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
