Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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