so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
time to smoke my breakfast
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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