What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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