i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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