shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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