so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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