i think my mom watched the whole time
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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