Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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