Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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