Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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