A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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