I hope mine doesn't look like that
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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