Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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