where am i from again
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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