Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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