D3 body, D1 cock
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Drake has all the answers
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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