Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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