talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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