So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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