i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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