so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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