There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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