i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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