it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
