hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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