You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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